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Tea Party “Hero” Cliven Bundy Blames MLK For The Fact That He’s A Racist

Cliven Bundy

Cliven Bundy appeared on CNN where he kicked back and took of his boots (literarlly) this morning and whitesplained his racism.

I took this boot off so I wouldn’t put my foot in my mouth with the boot on. Let me see if I can say something. Maybe I sinned and maybe I need to ask forgiveness and maybe I don’t know what I actually said. But you know, when you talk about prejudice, we’re talking about not being able to exercise what we think and our feelings. We don’t have freedom to say what we want. If I call — if I say negro or black boy or slave, I’m not — if those people cannot take those kind of words and not be offended, then Martin Luther King hasn’t got his job done then yet. They should be able to — I should be able to say those things and they shouldn’t offend anybody. I didn’t mean to offend them.

Perhaps someone should “splain” to Bundy WHY Dr. Martin Luther King didn’t finish “his job….” It’s because he was SHOT by a racist bigot like him!

Liberty Counsel’s Matt Barber: There’s a Revolution At Hand! (Matt Barber Is Revolting!)

Fat Matt Barber Liberty Counsel

“A preferred ploy of left-wing change agents is to ridicule critics when they point out the undeniable parallels between the goals of today’s ‘progressive’ movement, to include the Democratic Party in general, and the goals of the early, and very much still alive, communist movement. If, for instance, one mentions the historical fact that nearly every adult who, at any time, was in any position of influence over a young, soon-to-be-radicalized Barry Soetoro was an avowed communist, to include his own parents, then one is immediately mocked and dismissed as a neo-McCarthyite hack pining for the bygone days of the Red Scare. This is an evasive, ad hominem strategy employed by those who are caught, for lack of a better word, red-handed. To all this I say, if the jackboot fits, wear it. If it quacks like a commie and goose-steps like a commie, then a commie it is. Look around. We are no longer the United States of America. We have become The Communist States of America. Which means, for those who love liberty, revolution is once again at hand.” – Failed boxer, failed insurance man and current Liberty Counsel hate group leader Matt Barber, writing for World Net Daily.

Oh God, these jokes write themselves sometimes.

Why America Is FUCKED! – Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA) Explains His View Of Science

 

“All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell. And it’s lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior. You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I’ve found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don’t believe that the Earth’s but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That’s what the Bible says.  What I’ve come to learn is that it’s the manufacturer’s handbook, is what I call it.  It teaches us how to run our lives individually, how to run our families, how to run our churches. But it teaches us how to run all of public policy and everything in society. And that’s the reason as your congressman I hold the holy Bible as being the major directions to me of how I vote in Washington, D.C., and I’ll continue to do that.” – Right-Wing LOON  Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA), speaking at Liberty Baptist Church.

In a sane world, in a civilized society, this man would be disqualified for life from holding or running for any public office. His existence as a United States Representative scares me and the people who voted for him into office scares me even more.

And of course he’s a raging homophobe who wants to re-introduce a Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage in the wake of recent votes and court decisions legalizing the practice in at least five states.

Oh did I mention that he’s a DOCTOR?!

*Hat tip to the Beary handsome, hairy and hung  Joe My God