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Bethany College Golf Team Suspended For Posing Naked And Creating A New Meaning For “Using Wood”

Bethany College is a small liberal arts school located in Lindsborg, Kansas and is affiliated with the ELCA (Evangelical Lutheran Church in America) and their athletic director Jon Daniels (who also happens to serve as the school’s golf coach – ugh) is in a tizzy because boys being boys the entire men’s golf team gathered together and dropped trou to take a tasteful nude group picture of the Bethany College golf with golf clubs  strategically covering their human golf tee’s.

Team captain Jack Hiscock (yes, thats really his name), a Brit, insisted it was all in good fun: “It was only intended as a bit of fun with the lads.”

But Daniels  says he had no choice but to suspend the entire team for three tournaments, a move which will no doubt be especially damaging to the season prospects for a team who, according to the report, has “won 11 of the last 15 KCAC (Kansas Collegiate Athletics Conference) championships has called this  “a case of young people who just don’t think beyond the moment and don’t realize who they’re hurting.”

Sounds to me that Daniels was the one who hurt the team and the school and really needs that 9 Iron removed from where its buried deep up his ass.