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FOX NEWS FIRES BILL O’REILLY! Hands Him His Loofah and Walking Papers

Via New York Magazine:

The Murdochs have decided Bill O’Reilly’s 21-year run at Fox News will come to an end. According to sources briefed on the discussions, network executives are preparing to announce O’Reilly’s departure before he returns from an Italian vacation on April 24. Now the big questions are how the exit will look and who will replace him.

Wednesday morning, according to sources, executives are holding emergency meetings to discuss how they can sever the relationship with the country’s highest-rated cable-news host without causing collateral damage to the network. The board of Fox News’ parent company 21st Century Fox is scheduled to meet on Thursday to discuss the matter.

A key issue on the table is whether he would be allowed to say good-bye to his audience. Another main issue on the table is money. O’Reilly recently signed a new multiyear contract worth more than $20 million per year. When Roger Ailes left Fox News last summer, the Murdochs paid out $40 million, the remainder of his contract.

FOX NEWS stated later today that Tucker Carlson will be taking over the 8 p.m. slot and The Five will move to 9 p.m., effective Monday.

One douchebag down. Its a start.


FRC Hate Group Leader Tony Perkins: God Did Not Make Mayor Pete Gay!

FRC Hate Group Leader Tony Perkins On FOX News: “Hillary Clinton is a threat to biblical Christianity.” [VIDEO]

Family Research Council hate group president and former KKK Grand Wizard David Dukes’ BFF, Tony Perkins appeared on FOX News over the weekend to to warn conservatives that they had better vote for Donald Trump because Hillary Clinton is a “threat to biblical Christianity.”

“Praise jeebus!


Tea Party News Network Opens For Election Week – All The Propaganda Thats Unfit To Print

Just in time for election week The Tea Party News Network, which describes itself “the only trusted news source and the antidote to mainstream media bias,” has gone live.

TPNN is not going to be just any other conservative backwater on the Internet,” said Keith Urbahn, who heads the PR firm promoting the site and recently served as chief of staff to former Sec. of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

One of the main “contributors” to TPN is Judson Phillips, the Tea Party Nation President Judson  who has warned Tea Party members   that their movement cannot avoid the issue of same-sex marriage, as it threatens to destroy the family, replace freedom with anarchy and “turn marriage into a freak show involving 3 men, 5 women, 2 dogs and a Bengal tiger.”

Now the far left wants to turn marriage into a freak show involving 3 men, 5 women, 2 dogs and a Bengal tiger.

The left’s definition of equality is to allow anyone and anything to marry.

Traditionally marriage has worked well in America for centuries.  It has always been one man and one woman. Those who want to change this bear the burden of showing why this would be good for the nation.

So far they have not.

Given the carnage that the liberals’ policies have created, the idea of redefining marriage into something unrecognizable and equally indefinable should be something that we conservatives must reject and defeat in the political arena and in the court of public opinion.

Liberty and freedom depend on a stable nation, stable government and stable families.  Those who claim they support “equality” do not support liberty.  They support anarchy.

Anarchy and freedom cannot co-exist.

In the end only one can prevail and history is riddle with the graves of those who learned what happened when freedom lost.

TPNN claims to have a “war room of 40-plus volunteers” who will operate out of the Venetian Resort in Las Vegas, (BOYCOTT The Venetian!) and has established a partnerships with the Talk Radio Network and radio host Rusty Humphries, who will be co-anchoring their  election night coverage

Welcome to the TPM where you’ll find out who is a secret gay muslim, and also how everyone who is left-handed is a socialist.

Inquisition Inquiring minds want to know!

Miss Piggy & Kermit The Frog Slam FOX – News For Calling Them “Communist”

Last Decemeber, Eric Bolling of FOX Business News went apeshit over the new Disney-released film, “The Muppets,” insisting that its storyline featuring an evil oil baron and made it the latest example of Hollywood’s so-called liberal agenda and calling the Muppets “communist”

Well Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog hit back at Fox News during a UK press conference following the London Premiere of their new film.  HIYA!

FAUX News Reports On Occupy Wall Street In Typical Yellow Journalistic Manner: “It smelled of patchouli and urine”

Even though we can’t seem to drag CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, or ABC to downtown Manhattan to cover “Occupy Wall Street” an ongoing demonstration opposing negative corporate influence over U.S. politics and a lack of legal repercussions over the global financial crisis which is currently in its tenth day in New York and as of last night has had over 800 arrests.   FOX New’s Bill O’Rielly and Sean Hannity had absolutely no qualms about sending news crews down to not only show the worst of whats going on but to make fun of them also.

Hannity brought Bill Schulz in, along with Kimberly Guilfoyle, ex-wife of hottie California Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom. (and we can see why she’s “ex”, because she’s a total BITCH.)  seemed genuinely revolted by the protesters and called them as “people with absolutely no purpose or focus in life.” Schulz, meanwhile, noted that the smell of the place was “equal parts patchouli, body odor, and urine.” – via Mediate

Homo Say What? – Greg Gutfield of Fox News: "GetEQUAL Are Racists For Heckling Obama"

“Now I,  for one, think it’s awesome to see gay activists moving beyond the easy targets. Usually, they rag on Mormons, because they’ll take it, but ignore black churches because they won’t. So now, for once, they actually spoke truth to power. But I wonder, couldn’t this heckling be a precursor to violent extremism? And could this agitation toward our president, said to be based on policy, really be thinly veiled racism? I mean, the president did say he agreed with this gay group and yet they still heckled. Perhaps the members of Get Equal should look in the mirror and ask themselves why they’re so uncomfortable with a black man in the Oval Office. Maybe Chris Matthews could ask this question for them while Olbermann holds the mirror. But don’t hold your breath — those hecklers weren’t Tea Partiers.”  – Greg Gutfield, Faux News Pundit and Village Idiot

All I can say is it’s a good thing Lenny Bruce is dead as Mr. Gutfield’s brand of “humor” would surely kill him.