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What’s "Too Gay" Today? – Did Tom Cruise Hit On Zac Efron?, Christians Boycott William Shatner!, Evan Lysacek Twats, Married Gay Mormon Couple, Jack Mackenroth Winner!, and Big "TORCHWOOD: The New World" News!

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*  The Parents Television Council is calling for a boycott of William Shatner’s new show, $#*! My Dad  because the title implies a curse word.  $#*! You PTC!

*  Tom Cruise recently flagged Zac Efron down in the lobby of CAA. and used a creepy troll like pick-up line.  “You ride motorcycles?” Cruise asked? (Why didn’t he just ask if he liked Gladiator movies?) Cruise then invited him out to his house, taught him how a motorcycle engine works, showed him the hangar with his dozens of pristine bikes—including the Triumphs he rode in the Mission: Impossible movies. Efron was allowed to ride a pedigree-less dirt bike.  When Zac was ashed why Cruise “reached out to him”  Zac replied:  “I don’t know,” he says. “I don’t even want to know.   Yo Cruise! Back away from my Zac you short, crazy cultist creep!  (By the way your last movie SUCKED!)

*  Evan Lysacek was a “twat” on Twitter this weekend when he posted that the “verdict is still out” on Johnny Weir’s gender.  (Will you two just get a room and fuck already!  Oh, wait.  It would be lesbianism right?)

*  Married Gay Mormon Couple Spencer and Tyler, who were featured in the documentary 8: The Mormon Proposition, say “Thnak You” to Judge Vaugh Walker, 

*  HIV Activist Jack Mackenroth (and former Project Runway contestant) won BIG this week at the Gay Games in Colonge, Germany winning 7 Gold Medals!  (Love Jack. he has a nose only a scalpel could sculpt.)

*  Torchwood’s creator Russell T Davies sat down and discussed some details for the fourth season of Torchwood that will be titled “Torchwood:  The New World”.  The events of Torchwood: TNW take place two years after the grim conclusion of of Children of Earth including the death of Captain Jack’s lover Ianto Jones. Joining Captain Jack and Gwen Cooper (Eve Myles) in TNW will be an American CIA agent named Rex Matheson (the part is not yet cast). Davies says that Matheson is an “entrance into the new story,” a way for new viewers to learn about Torchwood along with the character. Davies explains that given the fact that Torchwood was destroyed and the team broken up after CoE, Matheson will have no idea what Torchwood is since “It’s like something that ceased to exist a long time ago that’s spoken of only in whispers. It’s like a legend now.”   Read more….

Okay NOW Johnny Weir’s 15 Minutes Of Fame Are OFFICIALLY Up. Weir Whores His New Book With Promise Of Revealing His Sexuality.

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Johnny be Good.  Johnny Be Bad.

VERY bad indeed.

I have to say I admire Weir’s artistic talent.  But the whoring of his sexuality not so much.\

In a recent interview in OUT magaize Wier states:

“I’ve always been comfortable with who I am. When it comes to my sexuality, I just finished the chapter in my book [to be released in January] about my sexuality and my idea of it. I haven’t discussed it—not because I’m ashamed of anything you’ll read about when my book comes out—I just don’t want to put it out there in a way where someone can twist my words. While I don’t believe in masculinity and femininity, I don’t believe in a purely gay person or a purely straight person. I have a very clear opinion of my own sexuality. I’m not saying anything about my sexuality because I want it to be out there in my own words.”

Johnny first and foremost we all know that you are a BIG OLE HOMO. End of story and not worth popping 20 bucks on your book to read. In the beginning it was actually endearing that you stood up against the role model of masculinity only for boys but now that the months have worn on and the only way that you will discuss your sexuality is by whoring it through your “upcoming book” you have basically become a grating, annoying famewhore, and a caricature and are slowly becoming the Richard Simmon’s of the twenty-first century.

Oh, and will you and Evan Lysacek get a room and fuck already and be done with it.  Just be sure to videotape it because there’s a big market for “lesbian” videos and that would just complete your fame whoring ways.

Whats "Too Gay" Today? – Evan Lysacek Wants A *cough" Girlfriend, Homophobe Aussie Footballer Jason Akermanis Egged, NYC Cuts 1 Mile Off Gay Pride March, Saddam Hussein Gay Sex Tape!, and "Liza With A OMG, WTF Are You Wearing?!"

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*  Figure Skating Queen King Evan Lysacek says he’s in the market for a brand new girlfriend to keep him company and to “hang with”. (As in well hung?)  Poor Evan, a good Fag Hag is hard to find these days. (Oh come on.  Dude is so far back in the closet his mother tounge is Narnian.)

*  The home of Aussie Homophobe Footballer Jason Akermanis is receiving some feedback in the form of eggs:  The BIG BUTCH Fottballer who made headlines by telling gay soccer players to STAY IN the closet says “it was terrifying to have missiles thrown in the darkness at his house and car. ‘I’m not happy and I didn’t get a wink of sleep after it happened.”  Whaaaaaaaa,  whaaaaaa, whaaaaaaa.  Someone call this little terrified girl a Whaaaaambulace!

*  NYC’s Gay Pride March on June 27 will be nearly a mile shorter this year because the city is facing a budget shortfall and will step off at 36th Street and 5th Avenue rather than its usual starting point at 52nd and 5th.  A shorter route means denser, most festive crowds and a quicker finish. Instead of iot’s usual 6 hours.  Sounds like a win-win to me!

*  During planning for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the CIA’s Iraq Operations Group kicked around a number of ideas for discrediting Saddam Hussein in the eyes of his people. One was to create a video purporting to show the Iraqi dictator having sex with a teenage boy.  Your country’s great bigoted military minds at work.

*  C’mon Liza..  First our ears and now our eyes?  We already defended you once this week with the “Put A Ring On It” cover.  We can’t afford to do it a second time.  PLEASE go get yourself a gay man to dress you.

Whats "Too Gay" Today? – Justice Antonin Scalia On Referendum 71, Johnny Weir Responds to Evan Lysacek, Gavin Rossdale Shirtless, and The University of Oregon’s All-Male Acapella Group (Video)

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*  So who on the Supreme Court today was the  most vocal Supreme Court objector to keeping private the names of those who signed petitions in Referendum 71?  Justice Antonin Scalia!

Justice Antonin Scalia, using history, sarcasm and political taunts, laid down a barrage of objections Wednesday to a plea that the Supreme Court create a new constitutional right of anonymity for individuals who sign petitions to get policy measures onto election ballots. When he was finished, the strong impression was that it might be exceedingly hard to gather a five-vote majority to establish such a right, even though the plea got the fervent support of Justice Samuel A. Alito, Jr.
Declaring that the rough-and-tumble of democracy is not for the faint-hearted, what Scalia referred to as the “touchy, feely” sensitivity of some political activists, the Justice said “you can’t run a democracy” with political activity behind a First Amendment shroud. “You are asking us to enter into a whole new field,” Scalia told James Bopp Jr., the lawyer for Washington State signers of an anti-gay rights petition. Politics, the Justice went on, “takes a certain amount of civic courage. The First Amendment does not protect you from civic discourse — or even from nasty phone calls.”

Well fuck me with a chainsaw.  Thats a SHOCK!

* Groovy Gavin Rossdale played tennis shirtless just for our enjoyment!  (Gavin call me!)

* Today B2S reported on a cuntified quote from Evan Lysacek about Johnny Weir not being asked to participate in Stars on Ice.
Johnny believes that everybody made a big deal out of him not participating because he was the Miss Congeniality of the Olympics. Johnny then called Evan a “slore.”

Hmmmm. Is Evan a slore? Before we answer that, let’s brush up on the official meaning of “slore” from the most accurate dictionary in the world: Urban Dictionary. According to UD, this one of the definitions of “slore”:

The combining of a “slut” and “Whore”. Usually in terms of a real trick ass bitch.

Well he’s got you nailed Evan!  Now if only these two would rent a room already and nail each other so they’d both calm down.

*  WATCH as the University of Oregon’s all-male acapella group On the Rocks covers Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance.  Now that IS too gay!  (But in a good gay way!)

CATFIGHT! – Evan Lysacek To Johnny Weir: "They Only Hire the Best’ for ‘Stars on Ice’

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In early March Johnny Weir was making headlines after he was rejected from the “Stars on Ice” tour for not being “family friendly” enough (GAY).

Wel arch-nemisis and “alleged” downlow homo Evan Lysacek has slammed Weir for “whining” saying he wasn’t chosen because he’s just not good enough:

“‘Stars on Ice’ is really selective of who they hire and they only hire the best of the best to skate. It would’ve been hard of them to justify hiring him, and I think he was really upset because he wanted the financial benefit of the tour. A lot of us in the skating world were really disappointed in the way he reacted, basically whining that he wasn’t chosen.”

Outsports responds:  “No Evan, Johnny wasn’t whining. He was reacting to perceived homophobia. But I guess you wouldn’t know anything about that, since you’re straight as an arrow. At least Evan left this little gem for us in the interview… “‘Last question: Are you seeing anyone? I’m single. The reason, well…(laughs)…I’m limited to who I can see. I’m dating in L.A., but I just haven’t found the right girl.'”  (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight)

Oh Evan, you just couldn’t keep your purty mouth shut…….or filled

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Homo Say What?: Part Duex – Johnny Weir Talks To Chelsea Handler About Evan Lysacek’s "Ex Girlfriend" (Video)

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Kettle One Vodka Godess Chelsea Handler interviewed Johnny Wier last night on her show “Chelsea Lately” and the subject of how Johnny and “The Dark Prince” Lysacek doesn’t get alongt get along came up. Johnny also discussed Lysacek’s “ex-girlfriend” with Chelsea Handler with a big ole wink.

Olympic Gold Medalist Evan Lysacek Shirtless

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Now that Evan Lysacek’s an Olympic Gold Medalist and his sexuality is a hot topic it seems like the perfect time to see whats under the spandex.

He’s kinda cute but he does need a new hair stylist.  (I am SO gay).

I like the treasure trail in the bottom picture but it seems Evan has shaved is chest and below his waist in the top picture thats the newer one,  Hmmmmmmmm.

Also I wonder what that lighting bolt tat is pointing at.