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Duck Duck Douche – Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson: Homosexuality, It Ain’t Just Right

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“Everything is blurred on what’s right and what’s wrong… Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.  Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.

“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

So says Phil Robertson, star of A&E’s hit white trash television show Duck Dynasty speaking to GQ Magazine.

Not long after the redneck Tea Party “hero’s” statement became news A&E released the following statement from  Robertson :

“I myself am a product of the 60s; I centered my life around sex, drugs and rock and roll until I hit rock bottom and accepted Jesus as my Savior. My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together. However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”

Fucking bullshit.

Interestingly Robertson is he an adulterer. Funny how he picks, and chooses which parts of the Bible to follow, and which to ignore.

A&E has had no further comment.