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Religious Moron Round-up: LaBarbera, Barber, and Barton – Praise the Lord and Pass The Prozac!

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Well the first few days of 2013 and the right-wing religious loons are going insane issuing a frenzy of press releases, posts, and propaganda.

Let’s start with “undercover leatherman” and D-List rube hater “Porno Pete” LaBarbera of The Americans for Truth About Homosexuality.

“Porno Pete” who has been so desperate for attention lately that he laughingly challenged Dan Savage to a debate is just THRILLED that Massachusetts evangelical hate preacher Scott Lively who is currently being sued for inciting the persecution and the murder of homosexuals in Uganda has listed AFTAH as among his “Top 10 Pro-Family Heroes” for 2012.”

LaBarbera wrote the following love note to Lively on the AFTAH website:

“In recent years nobody has been on the receiving end of more lies, slanders and all-around wickedness at the hands of homosexual activists than Scott Lively.  I don’t think the average Joe American could even comprehend what Scott has gone through — merely because he stands against the lies and myths of the Homosexual Movement.  And yet he fights on undeterred because he knows that as a follower of Christ devoted to the Truth of God’s Word, he will be persecuted.  I know Scott and he is nothing at all like the evil, hateful caricature that “gay” activists have made him out to be.

AFTAH presented Scott with its “American Truth Teller” award for 2011 because he exemplifies the sacrificial spirit of truthful, Christ-like resistance to the LGBT Sin Movement — which is based on one of the greatest frauds ever perpetrated against mankind: that homosexuality is natural (for some people), innocuous, “who you are,” and the basis for “civil rights.”  Scott Lively is a true cultural hero, and a decent, great Christian man who loves homosexuals enough to tell them the Truth.”

Awww that’s sweet.  A true match made in hell.  When gay marriage is passed in Illinois perhaps Petey and Scotty will tie the noose.  I mean knot.


Next up we have Christianist and “revisionist historian” David Barton, saying that hating liberals and gays is as good a virtue as “hating Nazis.” and that “tolerance” is a very bad thing.

“We’ve got to get to the point where tolerance is seen as a sin because we’re tolerating a lot stuff that destroys our families, that destroys our own character and we can’t tolerate that stuff.  We have to get back to the point where hate is a virtue, at least certain kinds of hate.  The fear of the Lord is to hate evil and we need to have a hatred of things and get off this fence of having no passion about anything.  You know, ‘I tolerate anything, I’m not going to have a passion good or bad, I’m not going to hate anything.’ We just can’t do that and we’ve got to get back to that same type of intolerance, that we’re going to be intolerant of liberalism.” – David Bartton

Who knew? David Barton has Ugandan family values and is clearly very VERY virtuous lunatic.


And not to be outdone we have “Fat Matt” Barber from the currently under investigation for kidnapping and RICO charges Liberty Counsel hate rroup who printed the transphobic, homophobic and humanphobic lie ridden piece of anti-gay propaganda “A Politically Incorrect Guide to ‘Sexual Orientation’ on New Years Day because hate that pays well never take takes a holiday.

Through the secular-”progressive” looking-glass, the term “sexual orientation” has, in a few short years, evolved to accommodate an ever-expanding fruit basket of carnal appetites.

Mr. Francis enjoys macramé, long walks on the beach, wearing lady’s knickers and showering fully nude with 6-year-old girls.

Because it’s illegal to “discriminate based on the basis of gender identity,” and since it’s the only “tolerant” thing to do, this brave bellwether of the persecuted LGBT victim-class has secured the “civil right” for him and other men to fully expose themselves to your daughter in the locker room at Olympia, Washington’s Evergreen State College.

But slow down, Dad. According to the law, if you have a problem with Mr. Francis baring all to your baby girl, then you’re the problem. You’re a “transphobe” (“homophobia’s” evil twin sister, er, brother … whatever). Deck this sicko for terrifying your first-grader and you’re off to jail while “Colleen” is off to the “Human Rights Campaign” for a commendation as the latest victim of an “anti-LGBT hate crime.”

Rosa Parks in drag, I guess.

But to make sure they didn’t miss anyone, pooh-bahs over at Child Corruption Central added a “Q” to the “sexual orientation” mix. In case some fifth-grader in Ms. Adamsapple’s health class gets the urge to “taste the rainbow” (and I don’t mean Skittles), the catch-all term “questioning” was tacked on.

Gotta meet those recruiting quotas.

According to the “gay” activist group GLSEN {Gay, Lesbian, Straight Education Network), sexuality is “fluid” and “may change over time.” Unless, of course, you’re already “gay,” and then change is impossible, fixed and immutable. Like that hotel in California, “You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.”

Nobody said it’s supposed to make sense.

Still, because “progressives” aren’t progressive unless they’re progressing toward progress, this nonsensical alphabet soup of sexual deviancy has ballooned to a marvelous “LGBTQQIAAP.”

No kidding.

The latest word salad in the counter-”heterosexist” war against “heteronormativity” (yes, they consider these real things) is “Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Asexual, Allies, and Pansexual.”

In Canada, they’ve added “2S” which means: “Two-spirit. The visionaries and healers of aboriginal (sic) communities, the gay and lesbian shamans.”

Well, duh.

I just can’t believe these closed-minded bigots left out members of the mistreated “BDSM” community (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism and Masochism). That’s OK, I guess. Being mistreated is their whole shtick, right? Or maybe they’re covered under “P” for “pansexual.” That means, more or less, that if the mood strikes, you’ll take a roll in the hay with anyone or anything in any way imaginable (or unimaginable).

Speaking of rolls in the hay, don’t put away your alphabet soup decoder ring just yet. It looks like we’ll soon be adding another “B” to the mix.

The late “gay” activist icon Frank Kameny – a pervert before his time – endorsed the practice of bestiality a few years ago. He called sex with animals “harmless,” saying that “as long as the animal doesn’t mind – and the animal rarely does – I don’t mind, and I don’t see why anyone else should.”

So we’ve further lowered the bar from “consenting adults” to “consenting adults and hoofed mammals.” How does that work? Bestiality is OK, but “neigh” means “neigh”?

In today’s frenzied struggle for unfettered sexual license cleverly couched as “civil rights,” we shouldn’t be surprised, then, that oppressed peoples representing all form of “sexual orientation” are lining up for their slice of “equality” pie.

Yes, even, um, animal lovers. According to a recent report by Florida’s Gainesville Sun, for instance, “Lawyers representing a Marion County man accused of sexual activity with a miniature donkey have filed a motion asking a judge to declare the Florida statute banning sexual activities with animals unconstitutional.”

“Carlos R. Romero, 32 … is accused of sexual activities involving animals, a first-degree misdemeanor, after he allegedly was found in a compromising position in August with a female miniature donkey named Doodle.”

First of all, I was offended by the article’s insensitive use of the term “miniature donkey.” I believe, if I’m not mistaken, the preferred nomenclature is “little horse.”

Still, I was especially struck – though not surprised – by the legal arguments Romero’s lawyers ponied up. They claimed “that the statute infringes upon Romero’s due process rights and violates the equal protection clause of the 14th Amendment in the U.S. Constitution.”

“By making sexual conduct with an animal a crime, the statute demeans individuals like Defendant (Romero) by making his private sexual conduct a crime,” they wrote.

Right. The statute demeans Romero.

“The personal morals of the majority, whether based on religion or traditions, cannot be used as a reason to deprive a person of their personal liberties,” the attorneys wrote.

This line of argument is directly from the homosexual activist playbook – the rationale adopted by the majority in the landmark Lawrence v. Texas case. In Lawrence, the U.S. Supreme Court manufactured, for the first time in history, a constitutional “right” for men to sodomize each other.

So why not Doodle?

In his characteristically brilliant dissent, Justice Antonin Scalia forecast exactly what’s happened in the decade since: “State laws against bigamy, same-sex marriage, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, fornication, bestiality and obscenity are likewise sustainable only in light of Bowers’ validation of laws based on moral choices,” he wrote. “Every single one of these laws is called into question by today’s decision.”

Predictably, polygamists and incestuous siblings are now clamoring for so-called “marriage equality” based on Lawrence. At this rate, there’s little doubt they’ll get it.

Once our culture decides, as a matter of course, that all morality is relative, all bets are off. Once we determine, as a matter of law, that people are entitled to special privilege because they subjectively define their identity based upon deviant sexual proclivities and behaviors, moral, legal and cultural anarchy are inevitable.

The brave new world is upon us.”

Yes, “The brave new world is upon us.” and we’re  COMING FOR YOU , youcrazy evil motherfuckers.  Don;t ever forget that.


GOP Christofacist, History Revisionist and Liar David Barton: Nature Proves Gay Is Wrong

David Barton, history revisionist, liar, evangelical Christian minister, (aka charlatan) and author is the “go to” guy for every gay hating organization out there including the Family Reserach Council, the AFA, Focus on the Family and The Liberty counsel.    Barton founded WallBuilders, a Texas-based organization with a goal of exposing the claimed US constitutional separation of church and state as a myth and he’s the darling of christofacist right wing extremist everywhere who want to destroy the United States.

Oh Barton is also a former Co-chair of the Republican Party of Texas  (Are we REALLY shocked?)

GOP Christofacist, Revisionist and Liar David Barton: “Put TheThe Fear Of God In Kids At Public Schools”

“If you want education you better include the fear of God, if you want to be a good scientist you better include the fear of God, if you want to be a good musician—1962, ’63, the U.S. Supreme Court in three decisions said no more fear of God in education, we want education to be secular. All right, that’s a theological issue. How’s that working out? In 1962, ’63, America was number one in the world in literacy, we are now number sixty-five in the world in literacy. We don’t have the fear of the Lord, because guess what, we don’t have knowledge, it goes down.”David Barton

For those of you who don’ t know Barton he’s an evangelical Christian minister, (aka charlatan) and author.  He founded WallBuilders, a Texas-based organization with a goal of exposing the claimed US constitutional separation of church and state as a myth and he’s the darling of christofacist right wing extremist who want to destroy the United States.

He is also a former Co-chair of the Republican Party of Texas  (Are we REALLY shocked?)

Revisionist Historian David Barton: The Difference Between The Hose and Seanate Is Heaven and HELL!

David Barton  is an American revisionist historian,  evangelical Christian minister, conservative activist and author. He founded WallBuilders, a Texas-based organization that describes itself as “dedicated to presenting America’s forgotten history and heroes, with an emphasis on the moral, religious, and constitutional foundation on which America was built.  In other words here writes history to fit his christo-facist views and  lies.

Barton who is so fucking crazy insanity doesn’t run in his family it fucking gallops the other day said that he can  feel the “demonic forces” run portions of the federal government.  Insinuating that the Republican House is closer to God and the Democratic Senate is closer to………..mmmmm maybe SATAN?

“When I walk from the House side to the Senate side, I cross the middle line of the Capitol, I can feel a different principality because they have jurisdictions over different things. And there are principalities that sit over different government entities that cause them to think really goofy and you can’t get prayers through, they get delayed twenty-one days because the principalities are up there fighting in the Heavenlies. Because we’re not fighting flesh and blood.”

Barton  is  a lecturer for Glenn Beck’s online Beck University, and  in 1991 was associated with Scriptures for America, a far-right Christian Identity ministry headed by Pastor Pete Peters, which has been linked to neo-Nazi groups.

Linked to Neo-Nazis in the past……. is ANYONE REALLY surprised at this?

David Barton & Kenneth Copeland Think Their Magic Story Book Talks About Ex-Gay Science

Wow! This one is bizarre even for these two nutballs. The Bible talks about science? Where exactly does that happen? Before or after the billions of years of geological history was condensed into six days? Before or after a magic Jewish zombie had risen from the dead to take his vengeance on all man-kind in search of brainz!!! Ok, so that last one may be a bit off, but that’d be a book I would actually read. These two are clear example of what happens when a child does not receive a proper education. Has there ever been a more stark example of why the U.S. must improve science education? Pathetic, ignorant, sad, little morons.

Faux Historian & Dominionist Asshat David Barton Thinks God Curses Those Who Vote For Gay Rights

Fake historian, and purveyor of unadulterated bullshit David Barton is at it again. This time, his magical Sky Zombie is going to curse those who support human rights and equality…you know like Jesus did. Hypocrisy thy name is Dipshit David Barton.