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Ancient Ninja Zombie Crypt Keeper Chuck Norris Endorses Anti-Gay Roy Moore for Alabama Senate

Stark raving mad Republican actor and bad wig wearing  martial artist Chuck Norris has endorsed former Alabama Chief Justice and current  anti-gay bigot ex-Judge Roy Moore in next week’s primary election to fill Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ old Senate seat.

“Judge Roy Moore is the real deal,” Norris said in a statement announcing his support Monday. “He’s tough, tested, and has a spine of steel. Alabama needs Judge Moore there doing what he’s always done: fighting to protect our constitutional rights to life, religious liberty, and the freedom to protect ourselves and our families. And he will always put principle over politics.”

Moore was suspended as chief justice of Alabama’s Supreme Court by the state Court of the Judiciary in May 2016 for refusing to comply with the US Supreme Court’s decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide. Moore said the Supreme Court decision was worse than its 19th-Century decision upholding racial segregation. He also advised the Alabama’s county probate judges, who are in charge of issuing marriage licenses, to ignore the U.S. Supreme Court’s ruling

Moore was also previously removed as chief justice in 2003 for defying a federal court order to remove a monument to the Ten Commandments from the Alabama Judicial Building, where the state Supreme Court is located. But he was elected again as chief justice of the state’s high court in 2012.

Unfortunately a recent poll by JMC Analytics showed Moore leading the Republican field with support of 30 percent of GOP voters.

And what is the DNC and the DCCC doing?   What they usually do.



Chuck Norris Approved Religious Right Movie “Last Ounce Of Courage” Opens Starring Underwear Model Rusty Joiner

Chuck Norris Approved Religious Right Movie “Last Ounce Of Courage” Opens Starring Underwear Model and Gay Pin-Up Rusty Joiner

Opening in hot on the hells of the anti-Obama movie 2016: Obama’s America today the religious right strikes again by releasing the “Chuck Norris approved”  Last Ounce Of Courage today in 1000+ theaters mostly in Middle America today.

The Last Ounce of Courage according to its website is a story about agrieving father is inspired by his grandson to take a stand for religious faith and freedom against a tide of apathy and vanishing liberty. Alongside fellow citizens of courage, faith, and integrity, he is a champion for the cherished principles we the people hold dear.” *cough – propaganda film – cough*

“This is a movie that will speak to America,” Richard Bott Sr., the founder and chairman of Bott Radio Network. Bott’s Kansas City, Mo.-based Christian radio station that broadcasts through some 90 stations, with a combined coverage of 40 million people in the Midwest and broadcasts religious right radio shows including that of the anti-gay hate groups such as the Family Research Council ,  The Eagle Forum and James Dobson’s Focus on the Family.

Bott pledged to promote “Last Ounce of Courage” throughout his network free of charge.

“This is the most patriotic movie I have ever seen,” he said. “It shows why every school child in America must once again be permitted to praise God openly in our nation’s school.”

Last Ounce of Courage stars Fred Williamson, (Who must REALLY need the money or owe Chuck Norris a BIG one) Jennifer O’Neil  (and ardent pro-life advocate and Christian who has been married 10 times! ) and Structure underwear model and gay pin-up Rusty Joiner.

Rusty, we really must talk about your career choices.