Tuesday night on NBC’s “The Voice” country singer Blake Shelton may have chosen “gay mormon” Tyler Robinson to be on his “team” but that’s probably because good ole’ boy Blake couldn’t see him and guess that he was gay.
Last night Shelton took to his Twitter account and posted the above Tweet:
“Re-writing my fave Shania Twain song. Any man that tries Touching my behind He’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin’, heaving kind of guy…”
Shelton has noting to worry about because no self respecting gay man would go anywhere near his flat ass
Is this redneck rube freaking out because there are two gay men and two lesbian women contestants on the show? Or is he just your typical country bumpkin douchebag singer.
Whatever Shelton has some apologizing to do.
NBC needs some replacing to do.
And Christina Aguilera his “co-judge” on “The Voice” has some major BITCH SLAPPING to do
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