Tag Archives: can’t fix stupid

“Liberty University’s” Resident Moron Laughingly Blames Dr. Alfred Kinsey for Church Child Abuse

Liberty University’s Judith Reisman blames Alfred Kinsey for the Catholic Church’s child abuse scandal. Liberty Univeristy? This simply has to be an ironic name. There’s nothing educational about this nonsense, nor is it about any form of “liberty”.

From Christo-Fascist Hate-Merchant Bryan Fischer: Gay Rights Is “Anti-American”

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” I would appear that hate-mongering, Christo-Fascist, shit-weasel Bryan Fischer didn’t do too well in civics in the sixth grade. This jerkoff is too ignorant to understand that gay rights are exactly what this country was founded for.

Mat “Too Stupid To Spell His Own Name Correctly” Staver Thinks Progressives Hate American Values

This moron is from that bastion of bigoty and hate, Liberty Councel. Apparently if you’re for life, liberty and justice for all, you’re anti-American? Is that the argument that this Troglodyte is trying to make? I know I’ve heard those words somewhere before, but where oh where was it? Oh, silly me the GOD DAMNED DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE YOU FUCKING MORON! This country was founded on progressive principles you pathetic, small-minded Neanderthal!

Rick Perry Thinks God Talks to Him Through Supernatural Events…Like Rain?!

Rick “Dumber-Than-A-Sack-Of-Hammers” Perry thinks that his magic sky spook talks to him through supernatural events; you know, like rain. I knew that Perry’s grasp of science was tenuous at best, but this is just plain stupid. Since when in rain, and natural part of the Earth’s water cycle (come on this is fucking 6th grade natural sciences for fuck’s sake) a ‘supernatural’ event? All I can say is WOW!

Russia Today Calls out NOM and Yehuda Levin for Gays Cause Earthquakes Nonsense

“New York Rabbi Yehuda Levin actually blames gay marriage for causing the East Coast earthquake. What’s important to note about Rabbi Levin is his connection to the anti-gay group National Organization for Marriage. NOM is a driving force in GOP politics these days. On their website today, they have details about a family values bus tour in Iowa that includes a picture of the top GOP presidential candidates. This group is trying to pressure all the GOP candidates to sign a pledge to defend traditional marriage. And so far, Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney agreed.”

Tip of the hat to Joe. My. God.