In our spare time, we tend to wander onto Google and hunt down naked pictures of former football player and pro wrestler Bill Goldberg. And why not? From the WWE to TV’s Automaniac, Goldberg’s turned a hot ass, a mean growl and the world’s cutest grey-shot goatee to get our attention from head to, um, head. We won’t go as far as some of you and join his fan club–but you will catch us DVD-repeating his shower scene in The Longest Yard, where the innuendo about his supposedly huge cock is only overshadowed by his 98-percent-nakedness.