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Michele Bachmann Press Conference at 10am – Expected To Quit GOP Presidential Race And Blame The Gays

The Wicked Witch of the North Michele Bachmann’s finished sixth-place in the Iowa caucuses last night. (Which is actually dead last since Jon Huntsman skipped campaigning in Iowa to focus on next week’s New Hampshire primary.)

Bachmann who Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone characterized  as “a rare breed of political psychopath, equal parts crazed Divine Wind kamikaze-for-Jesus and calculating, six-faced Machiavellian prevaricator.” is already setting the stage for her dropping out of the race last night proclaiming the obvious that she “is not a politician” (No shit)

Expect an official announcement today at a 10am scheduled Press Conference where Bachmann will  most probably quit her campaign which will quickly be followedby a “I blame the radical gays and lesbians”(Thank you!)

 Because we all know being a stock raving mad lying lunatic bitch had nothing to do with her loss.