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AFA Hate Group SpokesLOON Bryan Fischer On DADT: Now That DADT Is Repealed Gays Won’t Want To Join The Military

So I guess this means by Bryan Fischers logic that African Americans must want the Emancipation Proclamation rescinded also.

Sweet Jesus American Family Association and Bryan Fischer pick a psychosis already!

Are you all compulsive liars, psychopaths, sociopaths, or D) All of the Above? 

We’d really like to know so they know what floor to put you on when they finally cart you off to the loony bin or jail where you belong

Video – Watch Rush Limbaugh’s Head Explodes (If Only) Over DOMA Decision

Oh Jabba The Rush. YOU’VE been married 4 times!

Roxy McNeely: 1977-1980 “incompatability”
Michele Sixta: 1983-1990
Marta Fitzgerald: 1994-2004 (her fourth marriage)
Kathryn Rogers: 2010-?

That’s traditional heterosexual marriage for you. It’s strange though that you haven’t had any children- isn’t the purpose of straight marriage solely to procreate? (Strange and lucky actually.)

BREAKING Non News – Ted Haggard: I Am Bisexual and Used The Crystal Meth…..No Shit

Hypocritical, scandal plagued,  tele-christomanic Ted Haggard in a profile in GQ makes the non-stunning announcement that he’s “bi-sexual”, snorted the crystal meth, and Mike Rogers the brave escort who blew the whistle on the hypocrital closet case did indeed jerk him off.

“I think that probably, if I were 21 in this society, I would identify myself as a bisexual.” But, he told GQ’s Kevin Roose: “I’m 54, with children, with a belief system, and I can have enforced boundaries in my life. Just like you’re a heterosexual but you don’t have sex with every woman that you’re attracted to, so I can be who I am and exclusively have sex with my wife and be perfectly satisfied.” About former meth dealer and escort Mike Jones, Haggard says: “We never had sex sex. I bought drugs and a massage from him, and he masturbated me at the end of it. That’s it.”

He admitted to buying drugs “five or six times” from Jones, but adds: “Sometimes I’d throw it away. Other times, I’d go someplace and masturbate and use it. But it was for masturbation. And that’s one of the reasons why I haven’t been real clear. I don’t want to stand up publicly and say, ‘Hey, I’m a masturbation guy!” “You know, that’s really the core issue here,” he added. “I bought the drugs to enhance masturbation. Because what crystal meth does–Mike taught me this–crystal meth makes it so you don’t ejaculate soon. So you can watch porn and masturbate for a long time.”

I remember when GQ was a good magazine.

Yawn.

National Organization For Marriage President Brian Brown Weighs In Prop 8 Ruling

“Judge Reinhardt clearly agrees with us about two things: First, a federal trial court judge cannot possibly have the last word about whether the U.S. Constitution requires gay marriage; and second, super lawyers Olson and Boies are working overtime in tricky ways to make sure their supposedly invincible case for gay marriage does not get reviewed by any higher court. We are confident Judge Walker’s ruling will not be permitted to stand without challenge, and that Olson and Boies’ tactics will backfire.” – NOM’s overweight and under-hung  president Brian Brown.

Cherry-pick, cherry-pick, spin, jazz-hands, smile.

What a douche.

Video – Clip Of John McCain Being A TOTAL DOUCHE At Yesterdays Senate DADT Hearing

The Wonk Room: “Significantly, all of the leaders in front of the commission — Mullen, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, and Working Group chairmen Defense Department General Counsel Jeh C. Johnson and Army Gen. Carter F. Ham — disagreed with McCain’s approach of polling the troops about the policy. ‘I can’t think of a single precedent in American history of doing a referendum of the american armed forces on a policy issue,’ Gates said, asking, ‘are you going to ask them if they want 15 month tours, are you going to ask them if they want to be part of the surge in Iraq?’ McCain didn’t name a single ‘great leader’ who favored a referendum.”

McCain, the Song Bird, which his captors nicked named him, because he sold out his fellow service men by telling information and using his father’s military rank (Admiral of the fleet) during the Vietnam war.

McCain, REEKS of homophobia, bigotry and sour grapes, because he thought he had the White House. This fool needs to be removed from The Armed Sevices Commitee and from Congress.

Hopefully there wil be a special place in HELL for John McCain.

FAT Matt Barber WEIGHS In On Girlfriend Tony Perkin’s Family Research Council Being Officially Named A Hate Group

“So, center-right America: If you happen to believe in the sanctity of natural marriage and that, as a culture, we’re best served by honoring the Judeo-Christian sexual ethic of our forefathers, you’re now an official ‘hater.’

 “Of course, the tired goal of this silly meme is to associate in the public mind’s eye mainstream conservative social values with racism, white supremacy and neo-Nazism. The ironic result, however, is that, as typically occurs with such ad hominem and hyperbolic attacks, the attacker ends up marginalizing himself and galvanizing his intended target (I’m rubber, you’re glue and all that).

“Hence, beyond a self-aggrandizing liberal echo chamber, the SPLC – and by extension the greater “progressive” movement – has become largely, as it stews in its own radicalism, just another punch line. It’s often said that the first to call the other a Nazi has lost the argument. Congratulations, conservative America: They’re calling you a Nazi. Carry on.”Liberty Counsel spokesdouche Matt Barber.

If the swastika fits Matt. (Probably means you got it at Casual Male XXXXL)

Supreme Court Judge Scalia: The 14th Amendment Should Not Apply To Homosexuals or Women!

Speaking last Friday at the University of Richmond, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who was nominated to the Court by Ronald Regan (May he be rotting in hell) denounced the concept of a “living Constitution” and said the 14th Amendment was not written with the intent of granting equal protection to ALL Americans. Just the straight heterosexual males.

“The due process clause has been distorted so it’s no longer a guarantee of process but a guarantee of liberty,” Scalia expounded. “But some of the liberties the Supreme Court has found to be protected by that word – liberty – nobody thought constituted a liberty when the 14th Amendment was adopted. Homosexual sodomy? It was criminal in all the states. Abortion? It was criminal in all the states.” “The way to change the Constitution is through amendments approved by the people, not by judges altering the meaning of its words,” he added.

This isn’t the first time that Scalia has made comments lie this. Speaking at a  San Francisco law school he once said that the Constitution offers no protection whatsoever to homosexuals or females.

Perhaps Scalia should be booted from The Supreme Court because he obviously can’t read.  The 14th Amendment states: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person “

Scalia is 74 years old  the longest-serving Supreme Court Justice, and is thought to be in relatively good health (DAMMIT!) and most court watchers expect him to remain on the bench for as long another decade.

Scalia Voodoo Dolls anyone?