Joan Crawford; Glamorous Hollywood screen star, man chaser, friend of gays, wire hanger-phobic and allegedly the most sadistic Pepsi swilling mother of the millennium was born Lucille Fay LeSueur on this day March 23, 1905, in San Antonio, Texas.

With a career and gossip that spanned decades there is just too much to write about our dear Joanie. So we will let the following clips and videos speak for themselves.

So lets all raise a Vodka and Pepsi to Miss Joan Crawford. The Patron Saint of Bitchy Gay Men.