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Introducing AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR Sex Toys! – Avenger Sex Toys Assemble!

Well actually there is no assembly required. Just lube.

Australian sex toy maker Geeky Sex Toys has something that every gay geek needs for the opening weekend of AVENGERS: Infinity War. 

AVENGERS SEX TOYS! (Well really INDULGER Sex Toys but we all know that they really mean.)

Pictured above we have The Infinity Fist is a,, fist-shaped dildo intended to conjure images of Thanos’ gold-encased, meaty hand. It is naturally not true to size because human beings have limits. Well not many that is.

Next up we have the Möan-lnir, which is just Thor’s Mjolnir, but with a dildo for a handle, and a neat little stand to drive the it home with lightning speed.

Also available is The Incredible Dong, Agent Getsmeoff, Arse Reactor, Hawkass Arrow Dildo, and of course good penis Captain Anal.

 

 

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