Like a nightclub touted by Saturday Night Live’s Stefon, the new film King Cobra offers up a plethora of wild, unexpected delights. This Justin Kelly–directed movie has everything, including James Franco and Christian Slater as rival gay-porn moguls warring over the employment of Brent Corrigan (Garrett Clayton), the industry’s most promising new bottom. It also boasts Pretty Little Liarsstar Keegan Allen as Franco’s lover, who eagerly repeats the movie’s unforgettable rallying cry: “No little bitches!” If you happen to want cameos from the teen queens of the ’80s and ’90s, King Cobra has you covered there, too, since both Molly Ringwald and Alicia Silverstone pop in as concerned relatives struck dumb by the growing gay-porn scandal.
Looks intersting. But the actor playing Brent Corrigan is far too good-looking.