Cleveland Hotels Report Huge Losses In White Sheets After The Republican National Convention Leaves City

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12 Responses

  1. Chicago Bob says:

    Satire but I’d sure like to believe it was true. I suspect the quality of these hotel sheets are a much better quality than you can buy at Walmart when dressing for a fire dance and a march into black neighborhoods.

  2. Bradley T. Lovell says:

    Don’t believe the article.

  3. Hey, they have to get those KKK hoods somewhere.

  4. Ric says:

    Looses or Loses?

  5. America sounds like a very strange place viewed from the other side of the Atlantic. This story seems no less likely than the very weird choice of Republican presidential candidate. And yet the current president appears quite normal. Most of my impressions come via Hollywood so perhaps it’s all just a joke.

    • santiba says:

      No joke, I’m afraid. (The United States of) America now *is* a very strange place, especially considering the VERY WEIRD choice of Republican presidential candidate…until you look at the advent of the Tea Party, which spawned the likes of Sarah Palin (former Republican Veep candidate), Michelle Bachmann, Ted Cruz, Paul Ryan, and a plethora of others I could go on about ad nauseam. The Tea Party is the nightmare spawn of the fundamentalist Religious Right (today known collectively as evangelical Christians), though I can find nothing Christ-like in their attitudes or agendas.
      What Donald Trump has very successfully managed to do is bring every single racist, misogynistic, immigrant-hating, xenophobic member of every Jerry Springer audience and panel out from under their assorted slimy rocks and crumbling bridges to troll everyone else who doesn’t think like them: with their brain stem.
      On the other side, there is “BusinessAsUsual” HRClinton, whom many profess to find distasteful, but will vote for anyway…because she’s the “lesser of two evils.”
      It seems that self-described “Democratic Socialist” Bernie Sanders feels that his job is done until he heads back to the Senate…but the changes he pushed (and many, like me, would’ve voted him in) for, are only as lasting as HRC’s lipstick, in my humble opinion. We won’t really know if it’s just her merely appearing to agree until he shuts up so she can get on with her agenda, until after the November elections…which may take even longer to determine the outcome of than George “Dubya” Bush’s second term results.
      About as much fun as Brexit, I’d say…only with the potential of a much more massive hangover, as well as 4 years’ worth of morning-after regrets.

  6. Rafa Negroni says:

    Look for them at your local kkk rally.

  7. Joe Papierz jr says:

    This article is obviously fiction writting.

  8. Yeah, this is a joke. I also expect to see photos of the local KKK members wearing robes stamped, “Property of Essex Hotel. Not For Sale.”

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