Introducing The Wankband: The first Wearable tech That Allows you to love the planet, by loving yourself.

Find out more about the Wankband and how you can create dirty energy at www.thewankband.com and sign up to become a Be (a) ta tester so you can find out how this amazing invention can help you save the planet.

Hmmmmmmmmm. “Sign up to be a beta tester” or “Sign up to be a beater tester”?