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Rick “Man On Dog” Santorum Announces 2016 Presidential Run. Let The Poopie Jokes Begin!

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The Washington Post is reporting that Rick Santorum will once again be trying to run for President on the crazy-as-a-motherfucker Republican ticket in 2016.

Even though shit runs downhill  Santorum says that “America loves an underdog. We’re definitely the underdog in this race,” he said in an a WaPo interview Tuesday.

I get the game,” Santorum said.

Where he had to build his operation from the ground up in 2012, Santorum now has a grass-roots operation called Patriot Voices, which boasts 150,000 activists across the country. Its current push, an online petition drive to oppose President Obama’s recent executive action on immigration, has generated what Santorum strategist John Brabender says are “30,000 new e-mail relationships.” [snip]

“I don’t think I’ve met a ‘suit’ yet,” Santorum said of his travels around the country. “It’s very much heart of America, average Americans who have found a place where they see someone who will stand up and fight for them. If the Republican Party has a future — and I sometimes question if it does — it’s in middle America. It’s not in corporate America.”

“America loves an underdog. We’re definitely the underdog in this race,”

But no one loves dogshit.  And that is  definitely what Rick Santorum is.

 

*FACT:  In a 2003 interview with The Associated Press, Santorum argued that if the Supreme Court struck down sodomy laws and allowed people to perform homosexual acts in their own homes, thousands of years of civilization would go out the window. Marriage as an institution that exists only between a man and a woman must be upheld, he said. “In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality,” Santorum said. “That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be.”

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