Pennsylvania Teen Faces 2 Years In Prison For “Jesus Loves Me A Lot” Statue Pic
A Pennsylvania teenager is facing criminal charges after posting pictures to Facebook of him simulating a sex act with a statue of Jesus.
The young man posted that he took the pictures in late July at the statue of a kneeling Jesus in front of the “Love in the Name of Christ” Christian organization in his hometown of Everett.
The criminal charge, which will be heard in family court, consists of “Desecration of a Venerated Object.”
Pennsylvania law defines desecration as “Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating (“physically mistreating” … but what if Jesus enjoyed it?) in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.”
The teen, whose name has not been released, could face up to two years in a juvenile jail if convicted.
Poor kid. But it does bring a new meaning to “Oh God!! Sweet Jesus!! I’m CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”