Faux News resident quack psychiatrist Dr. Keith Ablow, asserted during a segment on  Fox & Friends “Normal or Nuts” Wednesday that legalized same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and  bestiality.

When Ablow was asked if it was “normal” for California Gov. Jerry Brown (D) to sign a law replacing the words “husband” and “wife” with the word “spouse” in the state’s marriage definition.

“Get ready for the cards and letters,” Ablow exclaimed “Nuts!”

 “Here’s the thing, the state needs to get out of the marriage business because here’s what we can expect,” he continued. “There’s no way that the state of California can deny a marriage license to four spouses now, eight spouses.”

“Or, I would say, three human spouses and the canine they absolutely love because if love is the foundation of marriage, they can love their dog, too.”

Three humans are NOT going to marry you, Ablow, no matter how much you beg.  Now please roll over and play dead.