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Jon Hamm Wants Everyone To Stop Talking About His Huge Penis…… Again

Jon Hamm

“Would you want people walking up to you and pointing at your d–k? I can’t believe I’m still talking about this. But I’ve worn underwear every day of my life and the fact that I’m painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying, It’s become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I’ll look like a douchebag. But it’s silly.” – Jon Hamm in this months Men’s Fitness

This isn’t the first time that Hamm has complained about the Internet’s fascination with his “privates”, sounding off to Rolling Stone in March 2013.

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason, I’m wearing pants, for f–k’s sake. Lay off.

I mean, it’s not like I’m a f–king lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c–k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal.”

The Hamm-bone doth protest too much, methinks.



1 thought on “Jon Hamm Wants Everyone To Stop Talking About His Huge Penis…… Again

  1. I hugely disagree with you on this one Will. I’ve actually been seduced because guys have heard about my dick. It is not flattering to be wanted because of your dick only. Some guys might find that something to be proud of but I never have. Women don’t like being wanted because of their big boobs. I want to be wanted because I am attractive and fun. Not because I am above average. And no. I doth not protest too much. Anything less is fucking shallow.

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