Russian Critic of Vladimir Putin Finds Giant 200 Pound Cock Chained To Her Car

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An outspoken Russian critic of Vladimir Putin had a big surprise waiting for her last Monday morning when she awoke to find a giant 200 pound wooden cock chained to her car.

Last Monday, when Katya Romanovskaya left her Moscow apartment for work, she discovered that her car had a giant phallus strapped to it with a metal chain. Upon further examination, she discovered that the shaft was made out of one tree trunk, the veins elaborately, carefully carved. Two other, smaller pieces of wood were attached to either side. It was hard to remove: the thing weighed well over 200 lbs. But Romanovskaya understood exactly why it had been put there. “Finally,” she wrote under a picture of the phallus on her Facebook page, “the day has come when my work has been noticed and appreciated.”

Someone please…PAINT A GODDAMN RAINBOW ON THAT COCK!!!

 

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