Henry Rollins: ” Dick Dynasty is a gay porn series just waiting to happen.”

God bless Henry Rollins.

Rollins did a take on the Duck Dynasty disaster in his recent blog for L.A. Weekly and came up with some pretty intersting points and ideas.

“A lot of Duck Dynasty fans’ outrage centered on A&E’s decision to suspend Mr. Robertson from the show. They easily move their anger from A&E to an imagined “liberal agenda,” which seems to involve disagreeing with (and being offended by) regressive, dumbass points of view, made possible by the First Amendment. [snip]

A&E would be well advised to get while the getting’s good and quadruple down on the show’s popularity with a vast array of merchandise, like a DD limited-edition shotgun, camo covers for Bibles, strap-on beards, and at least one spinoff. You could call it … Duck Dynasty. A&E should do this before the show’s fans die of respiratory/circulatory complications, substance abuse or lung cancer.

On the flip side of things, one of you supremely talented graphic artists should start a comic book series starring the Duck dudes as homosexual bears. Talk about crossover potential. The thing writes itself. At the next major gay pride event, there should be hard-bodied men in camo hot pants, ridiculous beards pasted to their chins, blowing through duck calls. Dick Dynasty is a gay porn series just waiting to happen.

Just remember: When you see the DD men all decked out in their camo gear, they look pretty bitchin’ and rugged — but keep in mind that they wear these garments to help them hide from ducks.

It’s a comedy show, right?”

Okay so who’s ready to build the float.  By next Pride maybe we can get Aaron Schock to wear the camo hot pants.  I mean after all that is kind of his fashion sense.