Duck Duck Douche – Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson: Homosexuality, It Ain’t Just Right

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“Everything is blurred on what’s right and what’s wrong… Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.  Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.

“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

So says Phil Robertson, star of A&E’s hit white trash television show Duck Dynasty speaking to GQ Magazine.

Not long after the redneck Tea Party “hero’s” statement became news A&E released the following statement from  Robertson :

“I myself am a product of the 60s; I centered my life around sex, drugs and rock and roll until I hit rock bottom and accepted Jesus as my Savior. My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together. However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”

Fucking bullshit.

Interestingly Robertson is he an adulterer. Funny how he picks, and chooses which parts of the Bible to follow, and which to ignore.

A&E has had no further comment.


4 thoughts on “Duck Duck Douche – Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson: Homosexuality, It Ain’t Just Right

  1. Well, after reading what this man had to say, I can only come to one conclusion:

    He says he did hit rock bottom, and as far as I can see it, he did hit rock bottom head first, and he never recovered from that hit…. he then was an idiot, remained an idiot and still is an idiot….

    And in addition he himself added the idiocy of having become a NewBornChristian (NBC), still fantasizing about some brainwashing theories of existence of a suprahumanized creature, never seen anywhere else the in his own twizzeled and twazelled brains….

    Looking at the man… one can only come to the conclusion that back then his brains were literally pulverized when he hit rock bottom, right?

  2. I am as liberal as they cum…I am as gay as you can get…but we live in america and everyone has the right to there own opinion no matter how much we hate it. We now can make the decision to buy or not to but his products of watch his tv show. He cums from a different time. Those kind of are fast becoming dinosaurs. We should take it with a grain of salt, lift our heads and move on. This man isn’t worth the time you wrote about him. You have upset yourselves more then you can ever upset this moron. Move on and remember this is a free country and he can say what ever he wants no matter how we hate it.

  3. Jad? You have got to be kidding. There is so much wrong with what you wrote that I am not even going to waste my time commenting. Using the word “cum” instead of “come” speaks volumes about you. I won’t bother picking the rest of your stupid comment apart.

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