Today as Governor Pat Quinn prepared to sign same-sex marriage into law in Illinois, Americans for Truth About Homosexuality waged a one man protest outside the Illinois State House because no one else showed up to protest!

Oh bitter!  Table fort one?

Oh well sucks to be him and its HYSTERICAL for us!

Everyone join in for Porno Pete!

“One is the loneliest number that you ever knew….” BWAHAHAHA!