“This is a tough business, this is something that we’re stepping out, and the Devil for a long, long time has had this, these screens, for his playground and he isn’t going to give it up easily. And so I ask for your prayers for me, for our company, for TBN, for everybody involved in The Christmas Candle. And I just want to thank you in advance for your help in making this a successful venture going forward.” – Christian studio head Rick “Man on Dog – Frothy Mix” Santorum shilling for this new “Christian” Christmas movie The Christmas Candle soon to be in the 2 dollar bargain bin at a Big Lots near you.

Well not that I agree with ole Frothy Mix BUT it would explain all the crappy remakes lately.  Only Satan himself would think of remaking Carrie.