Oh these jokes just write themselves.
Liberty Counsel head and currently under RICO investigation Matt Staver will become the first recipient of an ex-gay award presented by Christopher (I’m still really gay) Doyle’s Voice of the Voiceless (VoV) 2013 First Annual Ex-Gay Awareness Dinner and Reception being held in a hush husk location in Washington, D.C. that will only be disclosed upon registration for the event because of “harassment and threats.” *snort*
“We are thrilled to honor Dean Staver at the First Annual Ex-Gay Pride Celebration. He has been a champion in defending the freedoms of clients who pursue counseling to overcome unwanted same-sex attractions (SSA) and has tirelessly advocated for their God-given right of self-determination and Constitutional rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I can’t think of a better person to receive this award!”
“Voice of the Voiceless” more like “Dicks for the Dickless.”
I predict that the men’s room traffic at this event will be overwhelming.