Liberty Counsel’s Mat Staver To Receive “Ex-Gay” Award (I Wonder If His Wife Knows?)
Oh these jokes just write themselves.
Liberty Counsel head and currently under RICO investigation Matt Staver will become the first recipient of an ex-gay award presented by Christopher (I’m still really gay) Doyle’s Voice of the Voiceless (VoV) 2013 First Annual Ex-Gay Awareness Dinner and Reception being held in a hush husk location in Washington, D.C. that will only be disclosed upon registration for the event because of “harassment and threats.” *snort*
“We are thrilled to honor Dean Staver at the First Annual Ex-Gay Pride Celebration. He has been a champion in defending the freedoms of clients who pursue counseling to overcome unwanted same-sex attractions (SSA) and has tirelessly advocated for their God-given right of self-determination and Constitutional rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I can’t think of a better person to receive this award!”
“Voice of the Voiceless” more like “Dicks for the Dickless.”
I predict that the men’s room traffic at this event will be overwhelming.