Liberty Counsel’s Matt Barber: NBA’s Jason Collins Gay Superhero of the Deviant Sexual Lifestyle

Under Federal RICO investigation Liberty Counsel professional gay hater Matt Barber went after newly out openly gay NBA player Jason Collins in his latest  WWD (Wingnut World Daily) column called Pulling No Punches column (Get it?  Pulling No Punches.  Fat Matt is a failed boxer) in which he calls Jason Collins a ” fading, 34 year-old NBA free agent” and  gay superhero of a “considered-deviant-sexual-lifestyle” and threw in a dash of bestiality just to spice things up.

“So I guess you’ve heard. Fading, 34 year-old NBA free agent Jason Collins has  been declared a hero for publicly announcing that he digs dudes. Well, it’s  about time! Used to be all a guy had to do was die at Omaha Beach or some other  such nonsense. The Imperialist USA is finally seeing some major progress.

Merriam-Webster’s defines courage as “mental or moral strength to venture,  persevere, and withstand danger, fear, or difficulty.” Think of it. Just as his  middling basketball career was coming to a close and he was preparing to fade  into relative obscurity – joining millions of others in the Obama unemployment  lines – Jason Collins stood tall and said, “No! I will not take the easy road!”

This selfless giant of a man put everything on the line and valiantly  announced to the world (Optional: may or may not insert theme to “Battle Hymn of  the Republic” here) – announced to the world: “I’m a 34-year-old NBA center. I’m  black. And I’m gay.”

With everything to lose and nothing to gain, Jason Collins, in one single,  selfless act, has rushed forward to jump on that “homophobic” grenade of  persecution each of his LGBT brethren, sistren and whatever-else-tren face  daily. For every oppressed dude-digging-dude, chick-digging-chick or  cross-dressing whatchahoozie, Jason Collins has “taken one for the home  team.”

But, lest you worry about Jason Collins’ incredible act of courage going  otherwise unlauded by this president and his mainstream media, I shall hasten to  comfort you. For Mr. Obama also heaped spoonfuls of sparkly-sweet sugar upon  Jason’s hate-tattered brow at a frenzied news conference. CBS News describes it  thusly: “President Obama told reporters he ‘couldn’t be prouder’ of NBA player  Jason Collins, who one day earlier announced he was gay. Mr. Obama said Collins  is ‘a role model’ to be able to say, ‘I’m still 7-foot-tall and can bang with  Shaq, and deliver a hard foul.’”

Um, right, exactly. If we can’t be proud of sodomy, what can we be proud  of?

Seriously, I’d encourage the next pro athlete engaged in some other  hitherto-considered-deviant-sexual-lifestyle to ride the wave.

Who knows, in today’s ever-”progressive” culture, I could see President Obama  awarding the Medal of Honor to the first polo player courageous enough to admit  having a thing for his horse.”

I guess failed boxer, failed insurance agent,  and now professional homophobe Matt Barber thinks “out christian” NBA star Dwight Howard who has fathered 5 children out-of-wedlock with 5 different women is the bastion of morality.

As for the horse Fat Matt would know a lot about that.  Insanity doesn’t run in his family.  It fucking gallops.