Homo-CONS Jimmy LaSalvia and Chris Barron Step Down From GOProud’s Sinking Ship
The two biggest traitors to the LGBT community GOProud’s co-founders Jimmy LaSalvia and Chris Barron are stepping down as heads of their Auntie Tom organization they announced yesterday.
“It’s time. We don’t want it to get stale,” LaSalvia said, who along with Barron founded GOProud four years ago as a more conservative, grassroots alternative to the Log Cabin Republicans.
“The reason why GOProud has been so successful is because we have brought new ideas and new energy to the arena. At some point, what was the outside-the-box thinking all of the sudden becomes the box, and so now, that’s the way that GOProud does things. It’s our box. It seems crazy to everyone else, but, for us, it’s like standard operating procedure. It’s time for someone else to come in and shake things up,” Barron added.
GOProud was successful? At what? Being douchebags?
Both LaSalvia and Barron will remain on GOProud’s board of directors. The group is seeking a new executive director.
It’s going to be hard for GOProud to find a new self-loathing homosexual lunatic to man its sinking ship that can get to top Jimmy LaSalvia’s accusations of fake anti-gay hate crimes and Chris Barron’s exhibitionism and psychological meltdowns.
I wonder if Reichen Lehmkuhl available?