Religious Morons and Anti-Gay Idiots

“Pastor” Scott Lively: “Bisexuality Is The Turd In The Punchbowl Of Gay Marriage”

Scott Lively in Uganda

Massachusetts “Pastor” Scott Lively of Abiding Truth Ministries who is currently standing trail for “Crimes Against Humanity” charges in Springfield, MA. for his role in inciting Uganda’s “Kill the Gays” bill must be going for the “I am so stupid I must be insane defense” because in his most recent hate screed Lively is calling “Bisexuality the turd in the punchbowl” where he puts forth what has got to be one of the most idiotic arguments against same-sex marriage by tying bisexuality to polygamy.

“The next time you’re at a ‘gay’ wedding with political, media or other important pro-gay-marriage celebrities, and one of them gets up with a glass of wedding punch to toast Partner A and Partner B for their courage to ‘be themselves,’ here’s a question to shout out (in a feigned drunken slur) from the back: ‘Hey, Dude, why don’t you support bi-sexual marriage too? Are you some kind of bigot?’”

Think about it. A bi-sexual marriage would require an absolute minimum of four people. You’d have same-sex partners A and B just like in the ‘gay marriage,’ but you’d also need to have a heterosexual partner for both A and B.”

You couldn’t get by with the same heterosexual partner for both A and B since that would mean Partner C wasn’t really a bi-sexual, but a polygamous heterosexual. (And we all know from “gay” activist rhetoric that polygamy can’t be a true sexual orientation. There’s never been a P in LGBT!)

So, for example. Male Bisexual Partner A would be partners with both Male Bisexual Partner B and Female Bisexual Partner C, While Male Bi-Sexual Partner B would be partners with Male Bi-sexual Partner A and Female Bi-Sexual Partner D.”

Lively is so insanely desperate and evil to thwart same-sex marriage that he can’t even fathom the fact that a bisexual person is just as able as a heterosexual person to make a commitment to a single partner–forsaking all others.

Lively’s  desperate attempt to link sexual orientation with polygamy and calling “bisexuality the turd in the punchbowl” proves that Scott Lively himself is nothing more than shit on the bottom of your shoe that needs to be scraped off against the curb and then flush down the sewer.


Will Kohler

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