No, you’re not reading a story from the Onion – Joseph Sciambra, a self-proclaimed “ex-gay” man who also claims to be a former gay porn star, alleges in a video released earlier this week that the Devil “loves anal sex.” Why, you may ask, does the Prince of Darkness prefer anal? Well according to Sciambra, it’s because whenever a couple engages in anal sex, a spiritual demon fetus is conceived as a result.
I’m serious. In his video, which you can watch below, Sciambra states that anal sex “[releases] into the world… rare demonic entities, that even in the body could be conceived this devil that could be given birth to anally.”
Just a hunch, but something tells me that more people will agree with my belief than with yours.