Not ME! THEM!
Theres a new Facebook group called “Brian Brown Tried To Kiss Me. I’m Serious!” whose description reads:
Brian Brown is the head of the National Organization for Marriage. He has made it his job to fight gay marriage. However there have been reports of Brian Brown trying to kiss men. Did Brian Brown try to kiss you? If so, please post your story here.
Brian Brown has made it his life’s goal to fight same-sex marriage. It turns out, however, that he’s a bit of a hypocrite. Here at BBTTKM (Brian Brown Tried to Kiss Me), we know that Brian Brown has tried to kiss countless men.
Here is top entry at the page right now:
I met Brian in 2010 at an event in Allentown. We got to talking and he said he would like to take me to a Central Catholic boy’s wrestling match. I didn’t think much of it and said I would love to join him. At the match he kept saying things like “I bet you couldn’t pin me” and “how much do you think a singlet costs?” Afterwards, on the way to the car, he said we should have a wrestling match and tried to put me in a headlock. I pushed him away and he lunged at me with his mouth open. I am positive he was trying to kiss me. I ran to my car and haven’t seen him since. Occasionally he’ll text me, but it’s almost always late at night and usually just says “Hi” or “You up?”
Is it true? Horror/fiction? Or irony, camp and agit-prop? We may never know for sure. LOL
But the Facebook page and now videos on YouTube are HYSTERICAL and the mental image of Brian Brown seething with rage, over this and repeatedly hitting the “Report this Page” button page on Facebook is priceless.
Well played gentlemen. Well played.
P.S. – By the way Brian. Singlets typically cost $25–$50 and up, and are readily available online, even via Amazon. For fetish wear, buy a size smaller than the size chart indicates, unless it’s an Asics singlet, which are cut on the tight side so you need size XXXXXXL Bigot.