OMFG! – GOProud Pimps Out Twinkies In A Recent Self Loathing HomoCON Money Beg

That giggly gaggle of deluded, self loathing Republican HomoCON’s otherwise known as GOFUCKYOURSELF GOProud has sent out a fundraising letter blaming those communist unions for the death of the Twinkie and of Hostess Brands, despite the fact the CEO of Hostess was awarded a 300 percent raise (from approximately $750,000 to $2,550,000) and at least nine other top executives of the company received massive pay raises while asking workers to take a benefits and pay cut.

So GOProud is offering to send donors a Twinkie in return for a $50 contribution.

You know that our staff at GOProud works every day free market principles and freedom for everyone. You may not know about our special emergency response squad. This morning when the news broke, they sprung into action and secured a supply of the coveted snack cakes. We now have a stash of Twinkies in the GOProud vault. You have a chance to take advantage of our quick response to this crisis. We will share our limited supply of Hostess Twinkies with GOProud donors who contribute at least $50 between now and the end of November

For a $50 donation you get a Twinkie that’s been “stashed” in the GOProud “vault?

” I don’t give a damn how much preservative those things have in them or what kind of kink you’re into, there’s no way one of those things could possibly be safe to eat after Jimy LaSalvia or Chris Barron’s touched them.

And we all know they are talking about the snack cake right?  I mean neither Jimmy LaSalvia or Chris Barron couldn’t get a REAL Twinkie if they were the last John’s left in D.C. and they were waving a fist full of 100 dollar bills.

H/T to Joe My God




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