Not to be outdone by the One Million
Morons Moms who have been on a boycott spree the past 6 months, Mission America hate group leader and Queen Shrew of the Midwest, Linda Harvey in response to the Human Rights Campaigns recent release of its 2013 Corporate Equality Index, wants all her minions to boycott everything even remotely pro-gay.
Here is the form letter she’s created for her (few) followers:
Dear [name of company]:
I am writing to you as a [former or potential] customer, to tell you why I will not be doing business with you, purchasing your products or services, nor speaking well of you to my family and friends. You are highly-rated by the “Human Rights Campaign” as a company supportive of many aspects of the homosexual activist agenda.
I am hoping you have done this out of ignorance about the true nature of both homosexuality and the goals of aggressive homosexual advocacy, such as that promoted by the Human Rights Campaign (HRC).
In businesses that welcome homosexual and transgender people, workers who don’t agree with these lifestyles often feel unwelcome and increasingly, encounter a hostile work environment. Some of these workers have been sued on trumped -up charges of “discrimination,” just for politely expressing these values, even in their own private lives and on their own time!
In short, these are not my values. I think homosexual activism is doing harm to America. My values are to be kind to everyone, but not to condone or encourage immoral and high-risk lifestyles. By your company’s support of homosexual behavior, which is changeable and unnecessary, you have insulted my family and my principles.
I do hope your executive decision-makers will at some point, see the truth and reject this conduct, but in the meantime, I am afraid we cannot patronize your business in any way, and for the present, I am going to recommend to family and friends that they also take their business elsewhere.
So I’m making this REPLY Template available for Copy and Paste by any company who wants it.
AUTO-MESSAGE- 256- Out of office/ Ignoring whack-jobs).
Dear Malevolent Oddball,
We have duly considered your proposal/ empty threat and have concluded that the market share that you represent (fringe white racist homophobic loonies) falls within the statistical group classed as ‘negligible’ or ‘nobodies’ by our market research team.
The opposing market share is enormous and contains such demographics as ‘professionals of both sexes’, ‘all young people between the age of ten and thirty’ ‘most Latinos’ ‘an ever greater number of African Americans’ ‘everyone who voted for Barack Obama in the last election’ and ‘women’.
Our considered opinion is that you should take your business somewhere else: oh we’re sorry, there IS nowhere else anymore. So feel free to sit at home running out of food and waiting for the electricity to be cut off.
Yours, etc etc.
Everybody on the Fortune 500.