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Bwahahaha! – GQ Magazine Names Mitt Romney the ‘LEAST Influential Person’ of 2012

While most magazines publish a year-end list of influential people who have accomplished far more than most of  us ever will.  GQ has published a count  down the twenty-five least significant men and women of 2012.

And Number 1 on the list is none other than Mitt Romney.

Was anyone inspired by Mitt Romney? Did anyone vote enthusiastically for Mitt  Romney? Of course not. Voting for Romney is like hooking up with the last single  person at the bar at 4 a.m. The only successful thing he did this year  was embody every black stand-up comedian’s impression of a white person. Thank  God the election’s over. No more endless photos of Mitt staring winsomely  off-camera with that attempted smile on his face. No more glaring campaign  mishaps week after week after week. No more labored media efforts to make him  look like anything other than Sheldon Adelson’s pampered money Dumpster.  Good-bye, Mitt. I hope you enjoy the rest of your life quietly ensconced at Lake  Winnipesaukee, blissfully ignorant of the plight of anyone who doesn’t have $300  million squirreled away in the Bahamas.

PRICELESS!

 

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Will Kohler

Will Kohler is a noted LGBT historian, writer, blogger and owner of Back2Stonewall.com. A longtime gay activist, Will fought on the front lines of the AIDS epidemic with ACT-UP and continues fighting today for LGBT acceptance and full equality. Will’s work has been referenced in notable media venues as MSNBC and BBC News, The Washington Post, The Advocate, The Daily Beast, Hollywood Reporter, Raw Story, and The Huffington Post

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