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GOProud’s Head HomoCON and Auntie Tom Jimmy LaSalvia Stumps For Romney: Gays Need Money Not Equality!

GOFuckYourself GOProud president and greedy self-loathing Auntie Tom Jimmy LaSalvia, took to the pages of the anti-gay Daily Caller to write an endorsement for Mitt Romney and explain that gays need money, not Equality.
“I travel the country talking to average gay people, and I can tell you that for millions of gay Americans this election is about survival. I have heard the stories of gay families and couples worried about how much longer they can hold on, living paycheck to paycheck, facing the loss of their homes and fearing the loss of their jobs. Many gay Americans simply do not have the luxury to make gay marriage their number one issue. Many gay Americans — like their straight counterparts — simply cannot afford four more years of Barack Obama. President Obama wants this election to be about divisive social issues, because his record on jobs and the economy is indefensible. But at this critical juncture, we need a president with the experience and expertise to turn the economy around. Someone who knows how free markets work. Mitt Romney is that candidate.”
Bwahahahaha. Jimmy LaSalvia met with “average gay Americans”. Please. Jimmy would never allow such commingling of the classes.
The only gay people that I have heard of who plan to vote for Romney are far from “average” and are racists and/or greedy scumbags. I wonder which of these Jimmy Saliva is?
Oh wait, nevermind. The answer is both.