Today Is International Talk Like A Pirate Day! – Blow The Man ….. Down!
So give your conversation a swagger, and polish your longsword. And in case you find you need them today here are the Top 5 Gay Pirate Pick-Up lines.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
3. Ahoy there you strapping lad! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
2. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
1. RAMMING SPEED!
That should shiver your timbers and get ye some booty, er I mean bounty!