Today Is International Talk Like A Pirate Day! – Blow The Man ….. Down!

Avast, me gay  hearties!  This day of our Lord September 19th, 2012 officially  marks the 10th anniversary of the worldwide celebration of International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

So give your conversation a swagger, and polish your longsword.  And in case you find you need them today here are the Top 5 Gay Pirate Pick-Up lines.

5.  Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

4.  Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

3.  Ahoy there you strapping lad! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

2.  You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

1.  RAMMING SPEED!

That should shiver your  timbers and get ye some booty, er I mean bounty!

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