Paul Ryan’s Secret Service Name Is ‘Butthunter’ Bowhunter

The Secret Service has let it slip that it calls GOP vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan “Butthunter,” because he is anti-LGBT  er, I mean “Bowhunter,” because the pro-life politician likes to go out and kill helpless animals and other wildlife brually with a bow and arrow.

So the GOP traded Caribou Barbie for Caribou Ken. THAT’S a big  improvement.

Sarah Palin would be so proud.


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