Make Sure To Order Your ‘American Horror Story’ Rubber Man Suit From Target For Halloween!
Just in time for Halloween! (Or any old informal gathering)
For those of you who want and alternative to visiting your neighborhood sex shop to dress up as the “Rubber Man” from American Horror Story, Target (YES TARGET!) has come to the rescue offering its version of the of bulge-hugging outfit for just a bit more than it would cost to own the entire first season on DVD.
And so far the reviews are glowing:
“Surprised my wife one day after work and hiding in the covers. Quality was good, easy to get into and breathed well. Only suggestion would be adding loops and hooks for attachments” – Gimp from Miami Florida
“This is my fifth gimp suit, and I’ve been quite pleased with it. It looks pretty good and conceals well. My neighbor didn’t even know it was me when I went into her house last week. I’m going to keep the suit as a back up and will probably use it at informal get-togethers. The quality is no where near what you get with one made of Caoutchouc rubber, but it’s a tiny fraction of the price! Highly recommend.” – Sandusky from Center County, PA
“Got mine the other day and walked around my neighborhood with it on to see what my neighbors thought. My one neighbor pointed out that he could tell I was commando… Yeah, you kinda can’t hide that.” – Ozzie from Hudson County, NJ (HELLO OZZIE!)
And all this can be yours for only $42.49 – Reg:
$49.99– Save $7.50 – 15% (LOL!) by ordering it online from Target. (YES TARGET!)
^Chain smoking southern bigot neighbor Constance Tate sold separately