“I’m sorry Fox cancelled all my scheduled interviews tonight because I sure wanted to take the opportunity on the air to highlight Senator John McCain’s positive contributions to America, to honor him, and to reflect on what a biased media unfairly put him through four years ago tonight. Granted, our honored and esteemed war hero has gone through much more than the liberal media can ever do to him in their efforts to harm this patriot.” – Sarah Palin, who might just be finally realizing that the gravy train might FINALLY be pulling out of the station.
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Back to Wasilla you wicked old witch and beware of flying farmhouses!
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