“One out of every boxes of 8 boxes of cereal in this country is Cheerios. This is  really the treat now for the homosexuals. And this is our protest of General  Mills. They’re advocating same-sex marriages. So we are gonna torch some cereal.”

I don’t remember anyone “torching” a Chick-fil-A?

“And they’ll know we are Christians by our acetylene torches and our love…..”