Geraldo Rivera Claims He Was “Manually Raped” By TSA Worker
Geraldo Rivera appeared on Fox and Friends to discuss a story testerday about an eighteen-month-old child appearing on the TSA’s no fly list. but Rivera hijacked most of the segment to his own TSA “nightmare” story about being persecuted by the TSA by being put on a “no fly list and also claims that he was “manually raped” by a male TSA worker.
“This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it…And the more and the tighter I got and the angrier I got,” said Rivera. “You know, he just wanted to be a little more intimate.”
Rivera explained how his trouble with the TSA began when he got put on a ‘no fly list’ and was continually subjected to “enhanced interrogation and search” every time he took a flight.
“And I was so frustrated. I called the TSA, and I called and I called. I went on television. I exposed them, I embarrassed them. I said, ‘can’t ya?’ And they just could not remove my name from the computer that had the no-fly list.”
Poor Geraldo is mistaken. That wasn’t the “no fly list” he was on. It was actually the “no credibility list”.
And as for the TSA’s workers ecploration to Geraldo’s nether regions.
Much like Al Capone’s vault he found nothing there.