Stantorum Floats To The Top – Final Numbers Indicate That Frothy Mix Wins Iowa Caucus

The Des Moines Register is reporting  that the final numbers are in from the neverending Iowa Caucuses and it turns out that the old saying that “shit floats to the top” is true and that Rick Santorum.

The certified numbers NOW are: 29,839 for Santorum and 29,805 for Romney. The turnout: 121,503.

But results from eight precincts are missing — any of which could hold an advantage for Mitt Romney but they will never be recovered and certified, Republican Party of Iowa officials told The Des Moines Register

THE RESULTS: Santorum finished ahead by 34 votes
MISSING DATA: 8 precincts’ numbers will never be certified
PARTY VERDICT: GOP official says, ‘It’s a split decision’

Rick Santorum – Final total: 29,839 Change: -168
Mitt Romney – Final total: 29,805 Change: -210

Personally I don’t care which religious facist wins.  I just want to see their birth certificates.

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