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Bishop Eddie Long’s Wife Screams “I Will Survive”, Kicks His Down-low Ass Out The Door!

Bishop Eddie “I Know What Boys Like” Long has gotten a rude surprise because his woife Vanessa has taken the advice of Ms Gloria Gaynor herself and has kicked Eddie’s downlow ass out the door after “great deliberation” over the fact he has  payed off four young men for “alleged” sexual harassment.

Vanessa Long said she had decided to “terminate my marriage” after “a great deal of deliberation and prayer.” “It is my sincere hope that this matter can be resolved expeditiously, harmoniously, and fairly,” she said in the statement. “I ask that you respect my privacy and that of my family, as my attorneys and I have agreed that we will not try this case in the media, and I do not intend to make any further statements concerning this matter,” she added. “I also ask that the public pray for my entire family during this difficult period of transition.”

Good move kicking the closet cases ass to the curb Vanessa, and we like it a lot, but sorry.  No, when you preach that your family values are better than mine, then I’m going to hold you to your own words on family values. You don’t get a pass.  And your husbands a homo.



Will Kohler

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