“Vermin” The Herman Cain: I Don’t Want No Sissy Pizza!

Verbatim from an article from GQ talking to “Vermin” The Herman Cain about pizza:

Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

Chris Heath: Why is that?

Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]

Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?

Herman Cain: A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

Well I for one would like my pizza with a President who mastered the subject/verb agreement.  And isn’t possibly a misogynist, womanizing, sexually assaulting predator.

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