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**MORON ALERT** “Pastor” Mark Driscoll: If You Spank It, You’re a Homo

First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.

Oh, Jesus Fucking Christ! This has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. This is clearly a guy who has some deep seeded resentment towards himself and his own sexual desires. He can’t help picturing a hot piece of man meat while making shower babies, and you know he’s tried. He’s prayed to Jebus to help him and tried to picture a women, but that damned women keeps growing a big throbbing cock. HAHAHAHA! The psychosis of these people makes me laugh.

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Originally from Denver, now living in the Low Countries of Europe. Spent four years in the Navy, got out when I realized I was a big ole flaming mo. Lived in NYC for almost a decade until meeting my husband, who because of the f'ed up immigration laws, can't stay in the US. I'm obsessed with politics and LGBT activism. I cannot stand or abide ANY form of religious stupidity or bigotry....oh, or republicans.

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  1. This is just too funny. I have often theorized (as a joke of course) that when a straight man masturbates isn’t it a form of homosexuality? Furthermore, when they watch straight porn they are looking at another man’s cock penetrating a twat. Isn’t that kind of a sort of homo behavior? LOL Now there is this lunatic. It would be so funny if straight men start getting uptight over whacking off. But that will never happen any more than you and I will ever go back in the fucking closet!

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