Twitter Name: @the3rdone
First Name: George (the 3rd)
Age: 48 – Got a problem with that?
Favorite Website: Google – I like to search random strings of words to see what comes up.
Marrital Status: Holding Auditions
Physical Stats and/or Penis Size: Hmmm…ok. 5’9″ 180lbs…but I work out…a lot. 7×5…legit. I’ll let you measure it.
Top, Bottom, Versatile, or Other: Top. …though I’ve been known to roll over for the right man
X-Tube Account (Yes or No): Nope…but I’m seriously considering one.
Favorite Movie (Regular or Porn): Rear Window or Donnie Darko – I’m sure that my shrink would infer something from that answer.
Favorite Book: The Three Musketeers – it’s got everything but gay sex (…wait, can I change my mind?)
What turns me on most.: Men who behave like men. Period.
What turns me off most.: Men who act like women (not judging, just not my thing).
Twitter user I always wanted do the nasty with this.: There are a bunch (including BackToStonewall), but topping the list right now is probably @Kryshun – he knows it.
If I had 3 wishes they would be: A bottomless cookie jar – the other two are personal…neither involves a body part – mine nor anyone elses.
I always wanted to say this but 140 characters were never enough.: I’m pretty good at editing – 140 characters are usually enough.
*** Hot Muscle, Twink, Bear. Daddy, Average Joe, or just your run of the mill exhibitionist whos got what it takes and want to be spotlighted in the Men of Twitter?
Drop me a line at email@example.com and I’ll send you a questionnaire!