Video – Rick Santorum: “Marriage is like a napkin.” (Which Is Perfect For Wiping Up Frothy Messes!)

“Roll over Rover”  Rick Santorum  was stomping (and making a fool of himself)  in Iowa Falls, IA and made a special point of warning people about gay narriage.  (Even though its still legal in Iowa”)

Said the Frothy Mixmiester:

“Marriage existed before government. This is a napkin. I can call this napkin a paper towel. But it is a napkin. Why? Because it is what it is. Right? You can call it whatever you want, but it doesn’t change the character of what it is. From the metaphysical. So people come out and say marriage is something else. A marriage is the marriage of five people. Five, ten, twenty. Marriage can be between fathers and daughters…”

Man shall not wipe his face with paper products designed to clean up spills. It is an abomination! – Leviticus

What a moron.