Ann Coulter Joins GOProud! (To Get Hair Care Tips From Jimmy LaSalvia)

Oh well you knew it was coming.

“WoMan of War” Ann Coulter is  joining GOP’s Advisory Council as Honorary Chair.  According to Chis “Abshibitionist” Barron, Coulter’s official title will be “Honorary Chair and Gay Icon.”

Per Mrs. Barron’s GOFuckYourself GOProud Press Release

“Ann Coulter is a brilliant and fearless leader of the conservative movement, we are honored to have her as part of GOProud’s leadership,” said Christopher Barron, Chairman of GOProud’s Board. “Ann helped put our organization on the map. Politics is full of the meek, the compromising and the apologists – Ann, like GOProud, is the exact opposite of all of those things. We need more Ann Coulters.”

Coulter will be serving on the Board among such other illustrious douchebags as Margaret Hoover, Grover Norquist, Andrew Breitbart, Liz Mair, Chuck Muth, Lisa De Pasquale, Christian Josi, Roger Stone, Andrew Langer, Kathryn Serkes and Bob Carlstrom on the Advisory Council.

Said Coulter:  “I am honored to serve in this capacity on GOProud’s Advisory Council, and look forward to being the Queen of Fabulous.”

No exact date has been given for thew first sleepover between Coulter, Barron, and LaSalvia as of yet.   But a leaked agenda states the evening will consist of doing each others hair, talking about boys, and figuring out ways to sell out and destroy the gay community.

3 thoughts on “Ann Coulter Joins GOProud! (To Get Hair Care Tips From Jimmy LaSalvia)

  1. Dude, WTF. I didn’t know Breitbart was also on their Board. Do they just invite any douche to be on their board? This is desperate. Totally desperate.

  2. According to their Release, the group is giving her the title of “Gay Icon” and she is claiming to be the “Queen of Fabulous”. Since we all know that’s bullpucky, I set up (after vomiting up lunch) so that we can nominate real fabulous people for the title.

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