“WoMan of War” Ann Coulter is joining GOP’s Advisory Council as Honorary Chair. According to Chis “Abshibitionist” Barron, Coulter’s official title will be “Honorary Chair and Gay Icon.”
Per Mrs. Barron’s
GOFuckYourself GOProud Press Release
“Ann Coulter is a brilliant and fearless leader of the conservative movement, we are honored to have her as part of GOProud’s leadership,” said Christopher Barron, Chairman of GOProud’s Board. “Ann helped put our organization on the map. Politics is full of the meek, the compromising and the apologists – Ann, like GOProud, is the exact opposite of all of those things. We need more Ann Coulters.”
Coulter will be serving on the Board among such other illustrious douchebags as Margaret Hoover, Grover Norquist, Andrew Breitbart, Liz Mair, Chuck Muth, Lisa De Pasquale, Christian Josi, Roger Stone, Andrew Langer, Kathryn Serkes and Bob Carlstrom on the Advisory Council.
Said Coulter: “I am honored to serve in this capacity on GOProud’s Advisory Council, and look forward to being the Queen of Fabulous.”
No exact date has been given for thew first sleepover between Coulter, Barron, and LaSalvia as of yet. But a leaked agenda states the evening will consist of doing each others hair, talking about boys, and figuring out ways to sell out and destroy the gay community.